Post-Christmas!

The ultimate Christmas poll

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Pigeon poop plunge wins New Yorker six million dollars

NEW YORK (AFP) - A former New York doorman who slipped on a pile of pigeon droppings on a subway station's stairs has been awarded six million dollars in compensation, according to a report on Monday.
Fifty-six-year-old Shelton Stewart slipped on the station steps in 1998, injuring his neck and back, despite saying he had noticed the pile of excrement on his way to work the same day, the New York Post reported.
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Suspected Car Thieves Offer Man $50 To Hide In His House

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- A suspected car thief on the run from Orange County deputies paid a man $50 to hide in his home.
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'I went into a coma and woke up a mum'

Lisa Allinson fell into a coma and woke six weeks later to find she was a mum.
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Christmas honest poll!

Alabama church group finds pot in their pizza

An Alabama church group got the shock of their lives when they found marijuana in their pizza.

It happened at a youth outing in Florence the day before Thanksgiving, and police still aren't sure where the pot came from.

The pizza came from a Papa John's restaurant in Florence.
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Indian Eatery Boasts Graveyard Seating

AHMADABAD, India (AP) — In India, death is a part of life — and, at one restaurant in western India, a part of lunch. The bustling New Lucky Restaurant in Ahmadabad is famous for its milky tea, its buttery rolls, and the graves between the tables.

It's a spot where old men page through newspapers and argue politics in the morning while young couples share candlelit meals and hold hands at night. That the candles sit atop graves only adds to the ambiance.
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Man Accused of Selling Fake Coca-Cola

DETROIT (AP) — Federal authorities say a Warren man hasn't been selling "the real thing" to area restaurants. Officials say Cecil Donald St. Pierre has been offering a generic syrup for use in fountain drink dispensers, but labeling it as Coca-Cola.
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Packaged Product Trends to Watch in 2008

Whazzat?!

Cops Find Gator, Suspects in Basement

PITTSBURGH (AP) - City police found an unlikely resident along with three robbery suspects while searching a house: a 6-foot alligator. Officers stumbled across the reptile in the basement of the property in the city's Homewood section Wednesday night. They also found an emaciated pit bull.

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Holiday Company Party -- Beware

Young Chimp Beats College Students

NEW YORK (AP) - Never mind that TV show that asks if you're smarter than a fifth-grader. Is your memory better than a young chimp's?

Maybe not.

Japanese researchers pitted young chimps against human adults in two tests of short-term memory, and overall, the chimps won.

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First a bank robbery, then a manicure?

SARASOTA -- The bank robber's getaway went smoothly for about half a block.

But as he ran north on Pineapple Avenue downtown, the loot exploded, shooting red dye everywhere.

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Cinema and TV poll

Driver Passes Test, Then Hits Building

HOUSTON (AP) - A student driver passed his test Monday, then crashed the car into the Texas Department of Public Safety building. No one was hurt.

The man was parking the car when the vehicle went over the curb and hit a wall of the brick building, creating a small hole, DPS spokesman Tom Vinger said.

The driving examiner was not in the car, Vinger said.

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Court Sends Summons to Mickey Mouse

ROME (AP) - Your honor, I thought I saw a pussycat! Tweety may finally air his signature complaint in front of a judge, after an Italian court ordered the animated canary along with Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and his girlfriend Daisy to take the witness stand in a counterfeiting case.

In what lawyers believe was a clerical error worthy of a Looney Tunes cartoon, a court in Naples sent a summons to the characters ordering them to appear Friday in a trial in the southern Italian city, officials said.

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Cat survives 19 days with jar on head

A cat has survived for 19 days with a peanut butter jar stuck on its head.

The Cain family of Bartlett, Tennessee, have fed the feral cat, which they call Wild Oats, for several years.
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Miscellaneous!

The dNeero team is just getting weirder and weirder!
They sent me this email
The dNeero research team did a quick scan of poll / survey questions that are available on the Internet ... none of them pay you for your time ... so, have it.

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I took the survey.
Their options on the same sex couples were incomplete and I had to choose an option as it was compulsory - otherwise I would have skipped it.

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Man Stole Plane To Impress Girlfriend

LaPORTE, Ind. -- A man accused of stealing a twin-engine plane and driving it down the taxiway staged the stunt while he was drunk to impress his girlfriend, police said.

Michael Santos, 38, was charged Friday with theft, criminal mischief and operating a vehicle after his driving privileges had previously been forfeited for life.
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Grocery shopping

Would you ever buy grocery online?
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Twins have different dads

A Chinese man is suing for divorce after discovering that he is the father of only one of his twins.

Liu Yuan of Nanjing city says he noticed the difference between the babies the day they were born, reports Longhu Network.

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Doc Delivers 4 Sets of Twins in 24 Hours

LA CROSSE, Wis. (AP) - You can excuse Dr. Kenneth Merkitch if he's seeing double these days. He's been an obstetrician-gynecologist at Gundersen Lutheran Medical Center for 19 years, but he's never experienced a 24-hour on-call period like the one he put in over the Thanksgiving weekend, when he delivered four sets of twins on Friday and Saturday.
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Movies Poll

Some research shows that the brain-activity patterns of people watching the same movie look very similar, regardless of their gender and age. Is this a social network? Go see a movie ... so what''s next for you?

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Parking chief fired for illegal parking

Rome's mayor sacked the city's traffic and parking chief on Sunday after a newspaper reported he parked his car in a no parking zone and displayed a handicapped permit that belonged to an 86-year old woman.

Giovanni Catanzaro parked his red Alfa Romeo Brera in a tow away zone near the Spanish Steps in central Rome before heading off to a restaurant on Friday night, Roman daily Il Messaggero reported on Sunday, complete with pictures from the scene.
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Teen survives pole through skull

An Indian teenager had an incredible escape after a metal pole went straight through his head in a bus crash.

Doctors said it was a miracle that Manish Rajpurohit survived after the 4ft safety rail went through his forehead and came out the base of his skull.

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Robber Who Lost Pants Shot Himself In Hip While Fleeing, Tampa Police Say

TAMPA - A robber who lost his pants after fleeing a holdup Tuesday had reason to drop his clothes and dash - he accidentally shot himself in the right hip during his escape, police said.

Matthew James, 33, of no permanent address, was held without bail at Falkenburg Road Jail today. He is charged with felony attempted murder and felony armed robbery, jail records show.

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Funny pepsi ad

S.D. Man Downs 5.5 Ounces of Hot Sauce

TEA, S.D. (AP) - A South Dakotan may be new world-record holder when it comes to swallowing Tabasco sauce. Levi Johnson of Tea drank 5.5 ounces of the hot sauce, or nearly 3 bottles, in 30 seconds at a sports bar in that community.
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Drug hitmen snatch buddy's body from morgue

TIJUANA, Mexico (Reuters) - Twenty heavily armed drug hitmen snatched the body of a fellow trafficker from a morgue in northern Mexico after he died in a dramatic helicopter crash, police said Thursday.

The gunmen killed two policemen as they took the corpse from the morgue in the town of Ensenada, about 65 miles (110 km) south of the U.S. border near San Diego, Calif.

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Kenyan jailed for stealing 80 US cents from church

NAIROBI (AFP) - A Kenyan court has jailed a man who stole 55 shillings (0.80 dollars, 0.55 euros) from a church collection plate, the second time he was convicted of the offence, a newspaper reported Friday.
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Suspected Toilet Paper Thief Caught With Hundreds Of Rolls

Orange County investigators said they caught Christopher Edge walking down Orange Blossom Trail with a large bag filled with hundreds of rolls of toilet paper. They said Edge admitted to selling the loot for $1 a roll.
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Indian man marries dog

NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him — a newspaper reported Tuesday.

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"Cremated son" turns up alive

A mother cremated a body she thought was that of her dead son, only for him to turn up alive later, police said on Friday.
Gina Partington's 37-year-old son Thomas Dennison was reported missing last month and a body was found in Rusholme, Manchester, three days later.
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Thief accepts invitation

A thief has stolen a book titled "Steal this Book" from a modern art exhibition in Switzerland.

The organisers of the Basel Shift Festival have decided not to report the theft to the police yet, and hope the thief will return the book.
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Bride sues over flower color

The wedding was lovely, except for the flowers: They were the wrong color.
So says the bride, Elana Glatt, who was so upset that she sued the florist and alleged breach of contract.
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Would-Be Oz PM Regrets Ear Wax Gaffe

The man tipped to become Australia's new Prime Minister has spoken of his regret after footage of him eating his own ear wax spread around the world.

The video was taken at least six years ago when Kevin Rudd sat listening to a colleague question a government minister in the House of Representatives.

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Chinese Man, 106, Marries Woman, 81

Call it a November-December romance. A 106-year-old man and an 81-year-old woman were married in a city in southeastern China, a state news agency reported Saturday.

Pan Xiting met his bride Chen Adi eight years ago, and she has taken care of him since then, the Xinhua News Agency reported. Their former spouses died years ago.
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Deathly calls

The family of a Montenegrin man are digging up his body because they forgot to bury the SIM card for his mobile phone.
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Doctors find toothbrush in woman's nose

Doctors in India have removed a toothbrush from a woman's nose.
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Parrot imitates fire alarm, saves family

A noisy parrot that likes to imitate sounds helped save a man and his son from a house fire by mocking a smoke alarm, the bird's owner says.
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Couple Make Burglar Clean Up at Gunpoint

A burglar in Montgomery chose the wrong family to mess with, literally. Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon returned home on Tuesday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything the family of five owned, Tiffany McKinnon said through tears.
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Trespassers beware

Do you wanna risk trespassing?

Officer Delivers Baby in Traffic Stop

A police officer made a traffic stop Thursday and ended up delivering the baby for the new parents who were speeding to the hospital.
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Hyde and Seek

Hyde and Seek

Burglars stole candy from baby

A sweet-toothed gang of Romanian burglars was caught after stealing candy from a baby.
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Funny prank on video!

Careful kid!!

Funny Video Of A Kid On A Slide

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Duh sign

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Two cows and two goats found in Fiat Uno

Police in South Africa impounded a Fiat Uno car that was being used to transport two cows and two goats.
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Gruesome April 1 prank

A Chinese man is divorcing his wife after she pretended to hang herself as an April Fool's joke

It happened when Mr Lin, of Shanghai, came home on April 1 after a business trip, reports the Shanghai Evening Post.

"When I opened the door, I saw a black object swinging in the air. When I turned on the light I was shocked to see my wife had hanged herself," he said.
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Maggots take up residence inside man's head

A holidaymaker got a nasty shock when he learned that the strange bleeding bumps on his head were not bites or shingles, but live maggots.
Aaron Dallas, from Colorado, looked for medical help when the unusual lumps appeared on his scalp after a holiday to Belize during the summer.
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Honest mistake? Mugger says he got wrong guy

FOND DU LAC, Wis. - A would-be mugger apologized to his victim, saying he had the wrong guy. The man, 36, pulled a knife on a man unloading groceries outside his home, according to a Fond du Lac Police Department report.
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Would you eat here?

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Man Fakes Own Kidnapping Because Wife Scares Him

Jorge Alberto Mejia crashed his wife’s new car Saturday while heading to a casino in Sonoma County, California. Instead of doing what a guilty husband should do (buy her some flowers, make her feel special, give her a night to remember, you know - make her remember that she really really loves him before confessing), he created an elaborate tale to avoid her wrath.

The 35-year-old man told the cops that two kidnappers had held him at gunpoint at a San Rafael bar on Saturday. They had forced him to drive to Santa Rosa, California and in order to escape he had to crash the car into a wall.
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Where's the face

Face.... Head..... where??!!

THE FAMOUS DRIFTWOOD RAT!!!

UP FOR AUCTION IS A PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD I FOUND THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A DEAD RAT.
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Aaron Dallas, from Colorado, looked for medical help when the unusual lumps appeared on his scalp after a holiday to Belize during the summer.

A competitive eater who has already triumphed at a famous hot dog eating contest swallowed 103 small hamburgers in 8 minutes Sunday to take home $10,000.
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Glass Company Owner Accused

The owner of a glass company in Arizona is accused of hiring vandals to break school bus windows his firm then repaired.
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Cheese thief nabbed in cement mixer getaway

A thief caught shoplifting a packet of cheese from a supermarket in Germany tried to make his getaway in a cement mixer, but he was quickly nabbed by police.Read the full story here

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