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DO YOU HAVE BAD NEWS TO TELL SOME ONE BUT DONT KNOW HOW? LET US BREAK THE BAD NEWS FOR YOU.
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ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH A SIGNIFIGANT OTHER? LET US TELL THEM.
NOT SURE TO TELL SOME ONE YOUR LIVING A ALTERNATIVE LIFE STYLE. LET US TELL THEM.
LET US TAKE THE WORRY FROM YOU WHEN YOU HAVE TO GIVE SOME ONE BAD NEWS.
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THE FAMOUS DRIFTWOOD RAT!!!

UP FOR AUCTION IS A PIECE OF DRIFTWOOD I FOUND THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A DEAD RAT.
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