Funny Quotes by Dave Coleman - Sportscaster

- And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.

- And with an alphabetical irony, Nigeria follows New Zealand.

- It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.

- Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres.

- There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.

- There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes.

Funny quotes from Bill Cosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
When you become senile, you won't know it.