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Sunday, June 21, 2009
Road rage driver bit pedestrian
A road rage driver bit a pedestrian in Romania because he took too long to cross the road.
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Funny quotes from Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
When you become senile, you won't know it.
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
When you become senile, you won't know it.
Sunday, June 07, 2009
Some weird facts
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
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